The Horror of Modern Dating (and Why Final Girls Always Survive)
Modern dating can feel like a horror story—here’s how to survive it.
The Horror of Modern Dating (and Why Final Girls Always Survive)
Ghosting, breadcrumbing, the ick, and the eternal “What are we?”—if today’s dating landscape feels like a haunted maze, you’re not alone. In A Final Girl’s Guide to the Horrors of Dating, we treat the dating world like a classic slasher: high stakes, jump scares, and a heroine who refuses to be the victim.
“Rule #1: Trust your gut. If the vibes are off, don’t wait for the sequel.”
Why Dating Feels Like a Horror Movie
- Unseen threats: Red flags hide in plain sight—love-bombing, vague plans, “I’m not ready for labels.”
- False endings: The “we’re exclusive” scene… followed by the surprise twist.
- Jump scares: Mixed signals, late-night texts, and the ex who returns like a ghost.
How to Be the Final Girl in Real Life
- Know your boundaries: Decide your non-negotiables before the opening credits.
- Spot the tropes: Charm without consistency is just a costume.
- Collect the clues: Believe patterns, not promises.
- Exit early: You don’t owe anyone a second act.
Meet the Handbook for Surviving Romance
A Final Girl’s Guide to the Horrors of Dating blends dark humor with real-world strategies—because dating should be thrilling, not terrifying. Get practical scripts, checklists, and a reminder that your standards are not “too much.”
“Finally—dating advice that actually protects my peace.”
“Laugh-out-loud funny and uncomfortably accurate.”
“I highlighted half the book.”
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